poopwater

Synonym of coffee. Looks like water with poop in it, and it makes you poop.

Joe: I drink poopwater. It makes me poop.

Joan: Same.

by poopwaterdrinker December 6, 2016

Poopatorium

The Toilet.

Can I come to your house, my poopatorium is broken and I really need to crap.

by ShrewMeister94 August 17, 2008

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

Poopiter

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

poopgatory

It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.

Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.

by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014