pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

pootwat

A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.

You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.

by your mom got it June 20, 2011

poodwattle

poodwattle

poodwattle: RanbooLive
RanbooLive: poodwattle

by spawnoftheantichrist May 3, 2021

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

pootwa

vagina, pussy, good looking woman, woman who is dtf

Hey did you see Beyonce last night? She's a fine lookin piece of pootwa!

by snodrodicus April 25, 2011

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004