pooptato
Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."
pooptato by shancellor August 1, 2009
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Pooptato
OH HOT DIGGITY DAM! THE POOPTATO HAS ARISEN. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! *aaaaand insert explosion effects*
Pooptato by honestlytryxx August 25, 2026
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poopgatory
It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.
Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.
poopgatory by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014
Mr. Pootato Head
A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
mashed pootatoes
Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
pootato
pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004
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