Pooism
The opposite of Peeism, Pooism is a philosophy of following just what's popular and just accepting what's popular as what's true (which has caused more harm than help), and shaming other people that don't believe the same thing they do.
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poopsmithery
poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
povism
Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.
The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.
The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.
povism by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022
poosmoke
the worlds #1 undeground website devoted to whores and weed, also poineered this urban dictionary shit. Rest in Peace POOsmoke.com
poopsmith
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
poonsman
One who skilled in the art of tracking down, hunting and aquiring the feroscious clam, only konwn to the work as "poonani".
poonsman by Dave A...... August 30, 2006
Poopism
Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.
Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.
Courtney: I was a green turd.
poop change transform turd shit
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.
Courtney: I was a green turd.
poop change transform turd shit
Poopism by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014
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