Pooism

The opposite of Peeism, Pooism is a philosophy of following just what's popular and just accepting what's popular as what's true (which has caused more harm than help), and shaming other people that don't believe the same thing they do.

"I like Pooism"
"Look into Peeism instead

by PeeZus420 November 1, 2021

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

povism

Povism
/poh-viz-uhm/ • n.

The frustration of being stuck inside your own head, unable to comprehend how the people close to you understand and recognise who you are - leaving you unable to express your true emotions, feelings, and love.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah I just feel really povism."

by Jellybeans1828 February 3, 2022

poosmoke

the worlds #1 undeground website devoted to whores and weed, also poineered this urban dictionary shit. Rest in Peace POOsmoke.com

poosmoke.com was the shiLz yo. too bad the fized ran them oot of town.

by nigglen March 10, 2005

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poonsman

One who skilled in the art of tracking down, hunting and aquiring the feroscious clam, only konwn to the work as "poonani".

Late night bar crawling has turned me into quite the poonsman.

by Dave A...... August 30, 2006

Poopism

Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.

Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

poop change transform turd shit

by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014