phoism

the love and worship and adoration of pho

i live the tenets of Phoism, foo' !

by praximus prime April 18, 2011

Phoist

The combination of phat and moist- something juicy, slimy or/and wet

'That sandwich is looking hella phoist!'

by Phoistboy November 14, 2019

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

phismspasm

After extenssive smoking and pinching yor thumb and forefinger together like a lobster repeatly you can get hand cramp otherwise know as phismspasm

arghhhhh, I've got phismspasm, phismspasm

by Sir Fredrick Rigby February 8, 2005

Poism

A person suffering from annoyances by stupid or retarded people.

"Mark really has a case of the poism lately."
"Yeah Nigel has been really acting stupid against him."

by MasterBaked June 10, 2018

Pooism

The opposite of Peeism, Pooism is a philosophy of following just what's popular and just accepting what's popular as what's true (which has caused more harm than help), and shaming other people that don't believe the same thing they do.

"I like Pooism"
"Look into Peeism instead

by PeeZus420 November 1, 2021