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Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.
Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

poop change transform turd shit
Poopism by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014
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do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt
poopism by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004
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When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.
„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“
poopist by chadster69 December 12, 2020

poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.
My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.
poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopiemuffin 

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.
John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
poopiemuffin by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
A derogatory term used to describe someone that's done something stupid. Derived from the word "poop".

Origin: Greek (poopda)
She changed the channel during the football game. She's such a poopis.

Just watched Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader, the contestant was such a poopis.

Person 1: Hey remeber that Spongebob episode with that song?

Person 2: I don't watch Spongebob anymore you Poopis
Poopis by Grandy September 19, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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