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a person who thinks opposite of you and you have to call them this because you need to let some anger out
Example: An online chat room...

WEBKINZrKEWT: hey dude wassup
TATER-HATER: webkinz suck i am srry
WEBKINZrKEWT: no they dont suck u poois i dont like u now 'polojize 2 me or i leav chat kk
TATER-HATER: i don care if u leav chat homie i don like webkinz they just suck bad man
WEBKINZrKEWT: well you suk cuz u dont like dem dey despise you and dey kill u in u sleep
TATER-HATER: lettem tri man dey no kill me i lock da door dammit
WEBKINZrKEWT HAS SIGNED OFF CAUSE SHE THINKS YOU WERE BEING A JACKASS
Poois by AeropostaleRules01 January 12, 2008
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Slow, dreadfully posh nice but dim type of character
Poois by J.R.Poois May 11, 2004

Louis poois 

The Louis (Louis Poois) is a endangered type of gamer. a Louis Poois will eat just about anything, recent reports claim to have seen him attempt to eat his computer further proving the Louis Poois has no limits. A rather dangerous creature, the Louis Poois often prays on weaker foe such as the Mr. Robb and the Mr. clown as a main food source. A Louis Poois survives purely on gaming, when not gaming or eating the louis poois evaporates and explodes.
mommy! mommy! the louis poois has got me!
Louis poois by Abraham Lincoln April 12, 2022

Polish Hankie 

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.
Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016

Poison Drip 

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.
Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."
Poison Drip by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Ball-Sac Polisher 

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
Ball-Sac Polisher by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.
guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is
poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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