A new subject that is being entered in schools, it’s teaching children about the Kardashians and their history.
Teacher: Hlo students welcome to pooe class today we’re learning about the infamous Khloe Kartrashian.
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt
And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt
And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1
by ryan_schenk June 22, 2019
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Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed
KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on
Chon: It's Pooed
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed
KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on
Chon: It's Pooed
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The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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Pooetry
In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon
~The Shithouse Poet
In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon
~The Shithouse Poet
by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008
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Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
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