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Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed
pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013
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Pooed On 

To be tricked, played, insulted, or otherwise outdone.
John: hey Jane, wanna go on a date this Friday?
Jane: with who? you?
John: obviously.
Jane: obviously not.

Clearly John got Pooed On.
Pooed On by GamerGuy631 April 1, 2009

Pooed bowl

When you are smoking out of a pipe, bong, bubbler or your price of choice, and the weed in the bowl has been fully smoked and only ash remains. This is a pooed bowl. It can also be used as a verb, in the act of poling a bowl.
(adjective). "Man, this bowl is totally pooed".

"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".

"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
Pooed bowl by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009

Pooed up 

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"
Pooed up by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.
Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!
Pooed the Scrooch by PCFG February 4, 2012

Pooed air 

Oh oh! Pops just pooed air. Clear the room!
Pooed air by Youpac November 9, 2023

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.
A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on
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