pooer

Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.

To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.

by dstigers September 25, 2013

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pooer

girls booty hole.

a girls butthole.

or in some cases a males.

brett stuck it in her pooer!

by hoes on my jock March 31, 2007

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pooer

anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.

'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.

by Harrie March 21, 2006

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Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009

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Nervous Pooer

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.

Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet

by Mysterious Benefactor January 06, 2010

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