A new subject that is being entered in schools, it’s teaching children about the Kardashians and their history.
Teacher: Hlo students welcome to pooe class today we’re learning about the infamous Khloe Kartrashian.
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt
And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1
Neena: um it’s Kardashian.
Teacher: I don’t care now everyone knows that Khloe is not Robert Kardashian’s real daughter right?
Stoodent: Yea duh Kris is not fooling anyone with her lIeS!!!
Neena: actually-
Teacher: SHUT UP NEENA!
Neena: I will eat you and sprinkle your pancreas with salt
And that’s the tEa!1!1!1!!1
by ryan_schenk June 22, 2019
David when he is eating ducks
Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets
David: excuse me
Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets
David: excuse me
Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis
by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019
Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee
Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)
Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)
by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019
Amanda: Hm, What the heck I have this expired strios in my desk.
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap
by ryan_schenk June 24, 2019
Alexander the Third : Hey whats poppin
Joe: don’t say that
Alexander : ö nö I ate too much of that damned Taco Bell now my bum hurts
Joe: oh I betcha you got to go to the Loo?
Alexander:
💩
Joe: don’t say that
Alexander : ö nö I ate too much of that damned Taco Bell now my bum hurts
Joe: oh I betcha you got to go to the Loo?
Alexander:
💩
by ryan_schenk February 29, 2020
Kim: I smell broke don’t you Neena
Neena: yes but this guy won’t give me his pancreas 😤😤😤
Kim: uGh what here have mein
Neena: thancc
Kim: do you have a poem for me
Neena: yes here prepare
“Don’t shidd
If you never fartf
Fartd
Wrf
Wtf”
Neena, 2019
Neena: yes but this guy won’t give me his pancreas 😤😤😤
Kim: uGh what here have mein
Neena: thancc
Kim: do you have a poem for me
Neena: yes here prepare
“Don’t shidd
If you never fartf
Fartd
Wrf
Wtf”
Neena, 2019
by ryan_schenk June 01, 2019
Chief Unchakalaka: Let us sacrifice this white man-
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas
Neena: you forgot our Qhats, Chief.
Chief: ooPs-
Neena: stabs white man anyways and eats his pancreas
by ryan_schenk June 01, 2019