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Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017
Related Words

Pochunka 

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.
Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.
Pochunka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.
We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.
Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"
screw the pooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003
A word originating in the Russian language but also used by Lithuanians and other Eastern Europeans.

This word is used in a few different ways:

Ex. 1: To signify that everything is the same or unchanging.

Ex. 2: To signify that one doesn't care.

Ex. 3: To signify a hopeless uncaring.

The word is considered slightly vulgar by some older people but many young people throw it around without a problem.
Ex. 1:
Person 1: "Ei, kaip gyveni?" (Hey, how's life?)
Person 2: "Viskas pochui." (Everything's pochui (the same)

Ex. 2:
Person 1: "Mano mergine vel nemyles mane..." (My girl doesn't want to love me anymore)
Person 2: "Bliamba, man pochui, nesvarbu" (Dammit, I'm pochui (uncaring), this doesn't concern me)

Ex. 3:
Person 1: "Sveiki, kaip sekasi?" (Hey, how are you doing?)
Person 2: "Man pochui...nebenoriu gyvent..." (I'm pochui (hopeless)...I don't wanna live anymore...)
Person 1: "O, Nebukit kaip emo pyzda!" (Oh, don't be an emo pussy)
Pochui by Lietuviu Kurvas September 12, 2009