Pochunka

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.

Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.

by Brucesmithsshoeman August 31, 2009

Pochinka

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.

Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.

by Brucesmithsshoeman August 31, 2009