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Fonzification

The state of ease a man achieves when he finds his go-to jacket, the jacket that he feels cool wearing, the jacket he wears everyday. It is obtained once the good friends, the aquaintances, and the opposite sex have at one point it time mentioned in passing, "Hey man, nice jacket."
My friend, Raymundo's quest for Fonzification finally ended when he found the red Michael Jackson Beat It Jacket at the flea market.
Fonzification by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008
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Funnification

The act of making something funny.
Ask James' dad if he enjoys the Benny Goodman Orchestra. Please try to pronounce name properly. Name not even funny on its own. Name not even susceptible to funnification.

(From Shoebox Project #1 on LiveJournal.)

Funification 

The process of going between boredom and having a blast.
Mark: I'm so bored!
Tom: I think you need some funification.
Funification by soupfan1000 July 15, 2011

foxification

intentional misrepresentation of facts by fox network for the purpose of perpetuation their biased "conservative" agenda.
It's hard to know how many people attended Glen Beck's rally as the number goes through foxification before every report.
foxification by mtnmamma October 20, 2010

Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

cooperative group fortification center the second 

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout

fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.
I always find myself in a state of fortification.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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