Pokification
Pokification of pokicial proportions.
Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008
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pokification by orangepotatotree November 17, 2011
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pubification
noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area
verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes
verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes
Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.
Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.
Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.
Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.
Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.
pubification by dr poon February 9, 2009
video pacification
The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.
We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.
video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008
hyper-wokification
When something so banal (and usually positive), like a sunny day, is labelled a 'trigger' by radical activists. Hyper-wokification is when they try to be so woke, they venture into the absurd.
Lulu: the first signs of warm weather is a massive trigger for anyone with an eating disorder, scars, gender dysphoria, body-hatred, trauma, and cellulite.
Me: So the sun's a trigger now? That's some real hyper-wokification...
Me: So the sun's a trigger now? That's some real hyper-wokification...
hyper-wokification by Reigna April 25, 2020
pontification
The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
Purification
When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.
Purification by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013
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