Ponymasters are guys who rock long, gnarly ponytails. The ultimate in ponytails. Mostly white trash. Related to rattails. Not related to the mullet, which is its own category.
by linzardbacon April 01, 2009
The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.
by shweemans October 02, 2010