The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.
by shweemans October 3, 2010
Get the ponymaster mug.Ponymasters are guys who rock long, gnarly ponytails. The ultimate in ponytails. Mostly white trash. Related to rattails. Not related to the mullet, which is its own category.
by linzardbacon April 1, 2009
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I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014
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To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
by unrefin3d April 24, 2010
Get the Pokemaster mug.Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.
Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Might do drugs in the bathroom.
by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022
Get the podmaster mug.An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.
"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
by Tia B. May 13, 2006
Get the Paymaster mug.A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.
by JPiscool May 1, 2009
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