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the absolute best person on earth. he is funny, sweet and incredibly cured but thats why we love him

penmastery is awesome!

penmastery by OverlordKarma November 22, 2021

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peemaster

Someone who is so funny they tend to make all their friends laugh so hard they pee themselves; A master of pee.

*You tell joke*
*friend is laughing so hard they peed* "Stop it, you Peemaster!"

peemaster by vagcookiemonster December 14, 2014

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penmastery • peemaster • penistery • Pepmaster • Pwnmaster • peno master • Pes Master SHIT! • Pun Master

Pwnmaster

Someone who is the master of pwning your face.

The reigning Pwnmaster right now is GT- TH3 PWNM45T3R

You just got owned by The Pwnmaster!

Pwnmaster by LOLLLOLOLOLOOO January 2, 2012

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penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

penistery by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

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Pepmaster

Someone that use speed every day. In some countries of Holland it's a normal thing to say for junkies. Knerpiemaster.

"héy dude. You must be thé pepmaster. I can smell it from here."

Pepmaster by Pepgirl March 17, 2017

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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