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Pollmaster 

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...
Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.
Pollmaster by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009
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Pokémaster 

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.
Pokémaster by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemaster 

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
Pokemaster by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

podmaster 

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

Poonmastervan 

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.
Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!
Poonmastervan by JPiscool May 1, 2009

polmster 

The Exact opposite of a listermop. A loser which those who are wicked hate and ignore. People that always make fun of the goths or punks for being...different
Kid: man that dude sure is a polmster
Kid 2: yea... loser...
polmster by Misfitz December 7, 2006

PolyMoster 

The smartest and honorable and most handsome person in this world who created bunch of memes and defined a number of words, like this post, that help others to become knowledgeable. And also he can speak and write more than three languages and used them to make memes and must become popular lol
PolyMoster: Hello
You: Oh wow, PolyMoster, ! Haiiii, yeah, I must the most lucky person in this world that I can meet PolyMoster in my life! Thank god!
PolyMoster by PolyMoster February 10, 2022