Pontificant
Pontificant by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015
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Pontificate
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014
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Pontificating
The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
porntificate
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
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Postificated
The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.
Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011
Puntificating
To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.
"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!
Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014
Ponzificate
The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.
Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.
Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010
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