Pontificant 

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

Pontificant by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.

Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.

porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004

Postificated 

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.

Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.

Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010