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Pwntificate 

To express one's opinions in a pwning sort of way.
Blackguard pwntifacted with OnyxRaven, bringing the argument to a swift and pwn-filled conclusion.
Pwntificate by Ryan Shwayder December 9, 2003

pwntificate 

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.
On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"
pwntificate by anyuzer January 24, 2004

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004

Postificated 

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.
Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"
Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011