Ponsed 

To ponse something off someone is to beg, borrow or steal something off a person.

"I ponsed his lighter while he wasn't looking"
"Can i ponse this cake off you?"

Ponsed by Ziziana May 24, 2007

Poosed 

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

Poosed by Cats17 October 6, 2013

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

poned in the zoink by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Koi-Ponded 

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

Koi-Ponded by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Poised

Having a composed and self-assured manner.
To be completely in tune with one’s truest, most authentic self… and to live that authenticity confidently every day.
Being confident in who you are.
Being graceful, but also unapologetic for expressing your truest self.
Living your truth.
Carrying yourself with confidence and practicing grace, even in stressful scenarios.

not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed
she had learned from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised
'teachers are poised to resume their attack on government school tests'

Poised by iampoised September 21, 2020

poned 

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

poned by blackholedying October 12, 2008