zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

zoink

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

by project.lenzone May 28, 2020

zoink

1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"

Zoink!

by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

zoinks

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

by thecheat June 5, 2003

Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017