by asaness June 04, 2005
Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
1) Large species of carp
2) Vibrating dildo that can send your woman to the moon and around several stars.
2) Vibrating dildo that can send your woman to the moon and around several stars.
by Koi_Girl February 23, 2004
A Koi is someone who exceeds far beyond the pinnacle of being a simp.
Someone who is Koi will give their partner everything, they will do anything possible for any sort of attention, in which most cases are virtual.
The Koi is also someone who cannot fight back, but far more superior then simp, as a simp would run away and leave the girl to her own death, but a Koi will pretend no one else in the world exists except the partner.
A Koi will most likely enjoy constant sexual behaviour and or entering furry type behaviour.
Someone who is Koi will give their partner everything, they will do anything possible for any sort of attention, in which most cases are virtual.
The Koi is also someone who cannot fight back, but far more superior then simp, as a simp would run away and leave the girl to her own death, but a Koi will pretend no one else in the world exists except the partner.
A Koi will most likely enjoy constant sexual behaviour and or entering furry type behaviour.
*in the video game of vrchat*
Koi: "I love you so much you mean the world to me"
Her: "You do too"
*they are both lying down virtually, she is a little girl character bouncing up and down on his virtual wolf furry characters penis*
Random: "Ew, stop being a simp idiot"
*Koi mutes the Random so he cannot hear the Random yell at him, but can say what he likes without consequence as the random can still hear him*
Koi: "You are a di*k and no one loves you haaha"
Girl: "You are so smart and cool *hehe*"
Random: "Jesus... You are such a Koi"
Koi: "I love you so much you mean the world to me"
Her: "You do too"
*they are both lying down virtually, she is a little girl character bouncing up and down on his virtual wolf furry characters penis*
Random: "Ew, stop being a simp idiot"
*Koi mutes the Random so he cannot hear the Random yell at him, but can say what he likes without consequence as the random can still hear him*
Koi: "You are a di*k and no one loves you haaha"
Girl: "You are so smart and cool *hehe*"
Random: "Jesus... You are such a Koi"
via giphy
by Superior Jacob April 03, 2020
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by KoiMe May 19, 2011
A Sexual Maneuver involving a boss who has been sexually harassing their employee. The employee has to sleep with the boss and upon reaching climax, look into their eye and say, "I'm suing you".
by i_am_the_koi March 30, 2015
Feb 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose