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Matt wrote in his music essay, 'when one listens to romantic music, one can't help but be taken in to it's flowing, expressive bijoux'. Harry says to matt, 'you ponse Matt, you utter ponse'. Matt is indulging in some ponsery
Ponse by Haziloolicus June 5, 2010
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A ska band from Whitehaven, Cumbria, northern England. It is made up of talented teenage boys. They so far have been more-than-averagely successful in the three years they have been together.
Ponse fan: "Yo KV!"
KV just carries on saxophoning.
Ponse by flabbypenguin July 1, 2007
It means gay. If ur called it i feel sorreh for you.
OMG that dude is so ponse
Ponse by Danniz September 4, 2005

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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