Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

Polting by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

Stop Posting about among us by woohoowi March 26, 2021

schizo-posting 

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018

fed posting 

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

fed posting by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

binge posting

When someone posts on Facebook every five minutes throughout the day to complain/rant or tell us everything they have done, read, eaten, bought, seen, heard, etc during the course of the day. Their friends' news feeds end up filled with this person's constant posting, most of it extremely uninteresting.

Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.

binge posting by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

School Yard Polling by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

cross-posting

Posting the same message across multiple forums, listservs, newsgroups, etc.

Technically a form of spamming, though not always malicious.

Hi-rong had an urgent question, but cross-posting his message on all the listservs he knew left him banned and dishonored.

cross-posting by NoorB October 26, 2005