posting

chillin' or relaxin' in one place

yo word is dat, he postin' at hiz momma'z crib

by fuck who eva' wantz to know my name July 22, 2003

Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 1, 2010

Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."

I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.

by miesplz October 14, 2011

posting

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 3, 2010

posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.

The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.

by FCG January 19, 2008

POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.

"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"

by TPOSTS March 3, 2010

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006