Someone often misunderstood by most people. Some find him scary and unapproachable, but once they truly give him a chance, they see that he is the kindest, most thoughtful and approachable person ever. Someone who truly listens to how you feel and tries his best to help you. He’s the safest person you could be around and never ceases to make you smile and feel loved and cared for. Honestly the best boyfriend you could ask for, you’d be missing out if you don’t have a Polous in your life!
“Polous is the bestest friend and boyfriend I could have.”
by Sweets63 June 20, 2023
Get the Polous mug.The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.
The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".
The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".
The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.
Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.
Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
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Get the Tri Poloski mug.A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.
A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.
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It is pronounced: Pole-Oz-Key
It is pronounced: Pole-Oz-Key
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Get the Poloski mug.On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
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You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!
The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.
The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.
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