Polonying 

The act of pouring tomato sauce on your loved ones stick of d'osrgna

Did you get the devon for the kids honey ?
No but I'm going to be polonying your brains out instead

Polonying by Polonykind February 9, 2022

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

poopying

poopying the process of eliminating solid waste from the body

i got a hold of some rancid food this morning and spent all day poopying my pants

poopying by bluebear June 2, 2020

Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013

poonking 

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

poonking by nolanj April 13, 2008

Pooning 

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooning 

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008