Piloning 

Piloning is when a person is walking in a busy setting and stops dead in their tracks, no matter where they are to look at their phone, send a text, take a call. They don't move to the side, nor do they care for anyone behind them, next to them, or trying to get by. This behaviour often causes pedestrian sidewalk rage and should be avoided!

The act of piloning happens when people stop suddenly on a busy sidewalk to use their phone without any regard for people behind them, next to them or those trying to get by

Piloning by Mis_cyn November 21, 2024

co-piloting 

A more polite word used to describe codependency.

Absolutely, my stepfather was co-piloting my mother’s life, it was like that from the very start.

co-piloting by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

Piconing 

To picone someone is to spoil the ending of a book for someone else.

It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.

Piconer: 'Hey, did you finish that book?'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'

Piconing by xulise October 26, 2012

Co-Piloting 

Co-Piloting is when a couple gives road head to each other simultaneously while one partner steers and one partner pushes the pedals with their hands.

"Dude! Me and Junie went Co-Piloting all night last night to celebrate her getting her license! it was as litty as her titties."

Co-Piloting by dregz June 17, 2018

Piloting 

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.

Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.

Piloting by UnMonito February 19, 2020

Paloning 

Paloning (from the Finnish word palonen "burnt") is the act of burning out your colleagues. A worker who is paloning already exists as a burnt up husk of a worker, but frustrates their colleagues to no end, leading their colleagues to experience both physical and emotional burnout.

"I feel so awful, I don't want to go to work when he is there"
"Sounds like he's paloning you...I'm so sorry you have to work with him"

Paloning by Hyivittu69 April 12, 2025