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A version of the popular internet slang 'lmao', created by the fanbase of Omaru Polka, a Japanese Vtuber.
Polka overslept for her steam again. POLMAO.
POLMAO by lodakabal December 11, 2020
to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them
"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
polmusing by renmar jesse July 17, 2006

polmster 

The Exact opposite of a listermop. A loser which those who are wicked hate and ignore. People that always make fun of the goths or punks for being...different
Kid: man that dude sure is a polmster
Kid 2: yea... loser...
polmster by Misfitz December 7, 2006

Polmonem Respis 

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!
Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018

Polmonitification 

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
a person that is half polish and half mexican.
a polish mother and a polish father creates a polmex.
polmex by MAXenmity November 14, 2007