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A version of the popular internet slang 'lmao', created by the fanbase of Omaru Polka, a Japanese Vtuber.
Polka overslept for her steam again. POLMAO.
POLMAO by lodakabal December 11, 2020
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An acronym the same as lmao, except a meaningless "P" is stuck up front, that cK.Sleet, cK.Optimus and some other random internet dude started saying on Starcraft after a typo.
"Haha, clan cK totally fails, you guys suck."
"Plmao, its true."
plmao by cK.Optimus May 20, 2008
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Polmonem Respis 

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!
Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018

Polmonitification 

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Polmonitification by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

polmanteer

Polmanteer is friendly and welcoming to all. They know how to start a party of humour and are reliable friends.
Polmanteer

Pole-man-tear
polmanteer by SEXDEMON! October 18, 2017
Polao is a Bangla term for a rice dish which includes various types of spices , meats or vegetables tf is a fulaw/fulab yall sylhetis need to learn to use the p
I am only going to this wedding for the polao so there better be a whole bucket for it
Polao by murgiarmangsho March 3, 2021

Summer Polman 

Summer Polman a girl who has cheese growing in between her toes.
ew no don’t take your shoes off if you have a summer polman
Summer Polman by K2trapyy May 18, 2021
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