A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully
inundated in the anus, an unofficial
hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped
hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want
something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your
second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them,
and then rip the dildo out dogs!'