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Jock Polmer 

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.
Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?
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jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

keke palmer

excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.
keke palmer by imtherat November 8, 2020

Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013
the shitty, failed product of a reaction aiming to synthesize a polymer.
Amelie: dude, check out the kick ass SEC trace of my new polymer. but dayum! how come your polymerization looks like shit?

Brento: aw shit y'all. I made a polymerde!!!
polymerde by urbanIUPAC May 7, 2016

Angry Pomeranian 

Angry Pomeranian is a popular character from the shonen manga and anime "Boko No Hero Academia" also known as; Kacchan, Bakugou, Kirishima's Boyfriend, Blasty Boi, Ground zero, Katsuki, and Lord Explosion Murder.
Person 1: Hey I took your recommendation and started watching Bnha,
Person 2: Great, who's your favorite character?
Person 1: Deku is! You?
Person 2: Angry Pomeranian.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You wouldn't get it.