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Polleny

When your allergies are fully enflamed and your sinuses are tickling your throat hole
It was really polleny outside and it has my shit right runny
by anonymous June 25, 2021
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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
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pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph
Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off
by JF725Rock May 14, 2015
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Vag-Pollen

I have some vag-pollen left on my penis from last night.
by Morgazm July 10, 2009
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pollen

In the spring, the trees let out a lot of pollen in hopes that one might pollinate another tree, thus fertilizing and making a new baby tree.
by CelestineVI May 2, 2014
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pollen

1) Particles given off by blooming plants that, in high amounts, can be visible on standing objects. Pollen tends to have a yellowish color.
2) Something that many people are allergic to. Most people suffer from itchy eyes, raw throat, runny nose, suffy nose, and/or headaches. Keep in mind that pollen can also cause sneezing in people who may or may not be allergic to pollen. This type of allergy is often called a seasonal allergy.
3) A person allergic to pollen may not want to live in the Atlanta, Georgia area because there's SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING POLLEN!
4) Number 2 on my shit-list...yes I have a shit-list.
1) >Hey Joe, did you see all the pollen on my car?
>No because my allergies have blinded me.
2) >Rick, did you happen to see how high the pollen level is today?
>No, because in Atlanta, there's always very high pollen levels in the *achooooo* spring.
3)>WHY THE FUCK DID I MOVE HERE!?
4)>Dick, did you read my updated shit-list?
>Yeah I notest that you put Barrack Obama in front of Dick Cheney
>That moves pollen into the number 3 spot, in front of Barney and Michael Moore.
by bobalicous18 April 2, 2009
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pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)
by El cunto February 19, 2017
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