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Politicianese

The language and art of everything you say being the exact opposite of what it means.
A consummate master of the Politicianese language has a campaign slogan like READ MY LIPS NO NEW TAXES then enacts the highest tax increase in human history as soon as he's in office.
by dogvomit January 24, 2022
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1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011
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-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
by it's a lie February 26, 2005
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A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011
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politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.
politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005
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People who are paid to spend everyone else's money.
Damn politicians are using our money to buy beer again.
by tihoa February 28, 2005
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