Politicianist

Answering without answering. Similar to the Fallacy of Evasion.

Steve: Hey, Joseph, what are your thoughts on the current president?
Joseph: Due to my current situation, I am not fully informed on the matter, but I believe it’s important to consider all perspectives and recognize that leadership is complex and multifaceted.
Steve: So... you don't have an opinion?
Joseph: I cannot reduce such a nuanced topic to a simple answer.
Steve: Wow, you just gave a politicianist answer.

by Carte January 9, 2026

Politicians

1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).

The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?

by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011

politicians

-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music

that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me

by it's a lie February 26, 2005

Politicians

A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life

Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

politicians

lying asshole

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich

by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.

politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005

Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

by Lashin March 31, 2009