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Polishits

A type of sickness, symptoms include: getting sick of all the 2008 election TV coverage, getting sick of everyone talking about the 2008 election, getting sick of arguing about the 2008 election, getting sick of everyone filling up message boards with their opinions about the 2008 election to a point where it creates anger, nausea, frustration, or just not giving a shit anymore.
Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.
by Satchel4 November 4, 2008
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Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing
Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022
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polishing the nightstick

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
by MTSpacey December 27, 2007
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polishing my knob

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
by Knobmaster November 20, 2013
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polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
by wwcnd July 22, 2008
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polishitan

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.
That Obama dude is just another polishitan.
by bumarse October 19, 2009
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Polishing The Eagle

This is another term for masturbation/wanking
Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!
by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009
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