Polishits 

A type of sickness, symptoms include: getting sick of all the 2008 election TV coverage, getting sick of everyone talking about the 2008 election, getting sick of arguing about the 2008 election, getting sick of everyone filling up message boards with their opinions about the 2008 election to a point where it creates anger, nausea, frustration, or just not giving a shit anymore.

Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.

Polishits by Satchel4 November 4, 2008

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

polishing the nightstick 

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

polishing my knob 

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.

"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"

polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

polishitan 

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.

That Obama dude is just another polishitan.

polishitan by bumarse October 19, 2009

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking

Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

Polishing The Eagle by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009