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A type of sickness, symptoms include: getting sick of all the 2008 election TV coverage, getting sick of everyone talking about the 2008 election, getting sick of arguing about the 2008 election, getting sick of everyone filling up message boards with their opinions about the 2008 election to a point where it creates anger, nausea, frustration, or just not giving a shit anymore.

Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.

Polishits by Satchel4 November 4, 2008

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Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

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polishing the nightstick

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

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polishing my knob

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.

"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"

polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

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polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

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polishitan

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.

That Obama dude is just another polishitan.

polishitan by bumarse October 19, 2009

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Polishing The Eagle

This is another term for masturbation/wanking

Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

Polishing The Eagle by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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