10 definitions by bumarse

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
by bumarse October 17, 2009
Any black person who likes rap music (especially gangsta rap) and/or is part of the black gang youth culture.
It's a pun that utilizes the fact that shizzle can mean "shit" as well as "sure". So while to some "shizzle nizzle" describes somebody who says "for shizzle my nizzle", it actually means "that fuckin idiot of a shit nigger".
Erwin is a fuckin shizzle nizzle.
by bumarse October 25, 2009
1. An african-american who was previously convicted and is therefore not considered 'clean' anymore.
2. A state when there are feces on an african-american.
1. Yo, my man, Orville is one real bad ass motherfuckin' OG, motherfucker. Dere's some serious shizzle on da nizzle, homie.
2. I crapped dem negro on da head, dere some shizzle on da nizzle.
by bumarse November 7, 2009
When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.
Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.
by bumarse November 4, 2009
Being bi-winning is a state of awesomeness, only accessible to Charlie Sheen (and probably Chuck Norris).

A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
Reporter: Your anger and your hate is coming of as erratic to people.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by bumarse March 6, 2011
The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Dude, you're such a bum arse."
by bumarse October 16, 2009
A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
by bumarse October 25, 2009