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polishing 

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.
Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Meghan gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.
polishing by FrigApple December 14, 2008
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polishing 

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.
Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Suzy gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.
polishing by FrigApple December 14, 2008

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing
Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

polishing the nightstick 

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

polishing my knob 

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking


Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!
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murderhobo 

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