Pokeboner

To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it

Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner

Pokeboner by PokeAddict November 20, 2011

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

Pokeposer 

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.

"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."

Pokeposer by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008

Pokenerd 

A person who likes pokemon and plays it almost 24-7.

OH POKENERDS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

Pokenerd by lexi.is.awesome January 19, 2009

Pokemones 

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets. Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They have their own Web sites, even their own slang

We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones

Pokemones by sharen miche May 14, 2008

peeboner 

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection

"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."

peeboner by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005