Person 1: I just got my first iphone, I'm pretty sure it's better than your Pocophone!
Person 2: stfu poco better
Person 2: stfu poco better
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David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
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by Da Krew January 22, 2016
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The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
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A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
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