Pocophone 

Pocophone is a smartphone brand that belongs to Xiaomi.

Person 1: I just got my first iphone, I'm pretty sure it's better than your Pocophone!
Person 2: stfu poco better

Pocophone by pocox3bestsmartphone July 14, 2021

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

Poophole Loophole 

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

Poophole Loophole by Da Krew January 22, 2016

poophole nogo 

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

poophole nogo by Joshua James October 12, 2006

pornphones 

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

poophole

What you poop from

my poophole is worn out

poophole by lilpoophole1 May 18, 2018

poophole pilot

Someone who likes to have anal sex!

Man you're so gay, you're such a poophole pilot!

poophole pilot by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006