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pokehoe

A person who’s life revolves around Pokémon Go and would preform oral sex to “get the next one”.
My date spent the whole time on her/his phone playing Pokémon Go, she/he is a Pokehoe.
by Masker2424 September 14, 2019
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PokéHoe

A person who is addicted to Pokemon Go! Who is willing to go out at all times of night and day, no matter the time, weather and etc.. just to catch pokemon. Who screams Pokemon is life Hoe!!! To cars stuck between them because there trying to catch pokemon.
Jes forces her bf to go pokemon hunting at 2am.
Why? Her bf asked. Her response "Pokemon is life Hoe" That's when her bf realizes that his gf is a PokéHoe
by Vonhavikq September 6, 2020
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Pokéhead

Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Look at that pokéhead, he might fell into that ditch before he becomes Pokémon Master.
by frost.bite July 18, 2016
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Pokehentai

it is hentai but of pokemon
look that itchypaper is making tons of pokehentai
by jojocrafty August 24, 2019
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Pokehell

A place of endless evil, despair, and morose one finds themselves thanks to the game Pokémon Go.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.
Example: "I tried catching a Blastoise at the park today, but the app froze and I was stuck in pokehell."

Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."

Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."
by ughhhadfs August 7, 2016
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Pokehead

Someone with a head you'd really like to poke.
Dan, did you just call me a pokehead?
by Chris Behrsin August 26, 2005
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Pokéholic

Someone who is thoroughly addicted to Pokémon, obsessing over IVs and competitive play. Also refers to anyone who plays way too much Pokémon in their free time.
Person 1: Have you seen Chad lately?
Person 2: No, he's been playing Pokemon Omega Ruby inside all day.
Person 1: Wow, what a pokéholic!
by Slick Silver February 10, 2015
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