pokehoe
pokehoe by Masker2424 September 14, 2019
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PokéHoe
A person who is addicted to Pokemon Go! Who is willing to go out at all times of night and day, no matter the time, weather and etc.. just to catch pokemon. Who screams Pokemon is life Hoe!!! To cars stuck between them because there trying to catch pokemon.
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pokehoe • Pokehead • Pokahoe • PokéGoer • Pokehell • pokeher chips • Pokéherd • pokehole • Pokéholic • Pokéholm Syndrome
Pokéhead
Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Pokéhead by frost.bite July 18, 2016
Pokehentai
Pokehentai by jojocrafty August 24, 2019
Pokehell
A place of endless evil, despair, and morose one finds themselves thanks to the game Pokémon Go.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.
Example: "I tried catching a Blastoise at the park today, but the app froze and I was stuck in pokehell."
Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."
Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."
Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."
Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."
Pokéholic
Someone who is thoroughly addicted to Pokémon, obsessing over IVs and competitive play. Also refers to anyone who plays way too much Pokémon in their free time.
Person 1: Have you seen Chad lately?
Person 2: No, he's been playing Pokemon Omega Ruby inside all day.
Person 1: Wow, what a pokéholic!
Person 2: No, he's been playing Pokemon Omega Ruby inside all day.
Person 1: Wow, what a pokéholic!
Pokéholic by Slick Silver February 10, 2015