Pokeposer

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.

"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."

by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008

Pokeposer

A person who claims they are a Pokemon fan when the only Pokemon game they played is Pokemon Go.

Person 1: What was your 1st Pokemon game?
Person 2: I've never been into Pokemon, but Pokemon Go is pretty addicting.
Person 1: You Pokeposer.

by Pokemanzphan August 7, 2016

pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business

Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs

by Speedxtension January 3, 2020

Poképervert

People who look up Pokémon porn and are turned on by it. They may fap to it or are sexually attracted to Pokémon.

person 1: "That Typhlosion is super sexy. I'd like to bang her in bed"
person 2" "I knew you were always a Poképervert"

by Arceus777 July 22, 2014

Poképerving

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.

I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

by k795 July 27, 2016

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016