Pokepwned

To be completely destroyed in a Pokemon battle either by continuous critical hits and type advantage, or by brute strength.

I was inexperienced when I battled the Elite Four, and they POKEPWNED me!

by Bryan Reier September 3, 2005

postpwned

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

by Asabukie February 8, 2008

pokepwn

when you realize that you spent 50 years completing the national dex in a pokemon game.

I finally completed it! My life has meaning now!... wait... how long was I playing? NOOOOO! I've just been pokepwnd

by taco banana feet June 4, 2009

PowerPwned

Giving or making a super good PowerPoint presentation that is WAY better than someone else.

"Your PowerPoint was way better than his!"
"Yeah, I PowerPwned him!!"

by ThePowerPwner December 16, 2009

postpwned

1. To be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.

Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage

by $pikalus Mencia February 14, 2008

Postpwned

When the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.

Jon: Did your team win the soccer game this morning?

Avery: No, we got postpwned. With two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.

Jon: Ouch, that sucks.

by AWH Referee June 10, 2009

postpwned

to be pwned so badly that you don't notice it until later.

What Casey said about Eric's mom didn't seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, Eric realized that he had been postpwned.

by GandalftehWhite February 16, 2009