Poke'mon Cards

A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.

6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.

by pokemon cards suck August 4, 2007

pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

Trading Pokemon Cards

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

Pokemon Cards

It is a secret words for “pictures”

Hey can you forward those pokemon cards

by Big Boi Big Baby October 26, 2019