pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 29, 2009

pokemon cards

A very gay thing i use to collect when i was mollesting children

by London August 18, 2003

pokemon cards

nude pictures. internet slang term often used on forum boards in reference to " exposure " photos.

WHAT U GONNA GIVE ME NIGGA? MAKE BELIEVE THESE NUDES ARE POKEMON CARDS AND LETS TRADE!

by X-_x_-X December 11, 2009

pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

by thatsthat_ November 7, 2019

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2005