Podcasturbation 

Using a podcast as a blog, or podcasting for an hour or more for an audience of five or less. Less expensive then psychoanalysis.

He never really has anything interesting to say, and noone interesting to say it to, and it's always available online- it's frickin' podcasturbation.

Podcasturbation by the giant snail January 6, 2006

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

Procasturbation 

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

Procasturbation by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

Procasturbation 

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

Procasturbation by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

podcasterbation 

The act of primarily discussing other podcasts and the podcasting trend on a given podcast. Though podcaterbation is common, it is often frowned upon and can result is decreased listenership.

My ears can't handle all this podcasterbation, I'm going back to FM.

podcasterbation by nuke the whale January 25, 2006

procasturbation 

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

procasturbation by huffalo September 19, 2006

Procasturbation 

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.

Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.

Procasturbation by Eddiecat October 21, 2017