Plorped

A word that describes someone who is either cracked at Call of Duty, or just got destroyed in it. Someone who is Plorped is said to be of a god-tier level of intellect and hand-eye coordination/response time.

Bro, I'm Plorped at Warzone!

Dang, this stinks. I just got Plorped and I didn't even land a single shot.

by Plorped April 6, 2021

plorped

Getting a rimjob sitting down

I got plorped so hard last night.

by Billbopity July 12, 2017

Plurped

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

by SADSAD November 13, 2013

plopped

It is when your dick flings out of your pants and lands inside a women's vagina.

I took out my dick and it plopped into my girlfriend's pussy.

by Keith 69 May 20, 2014

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

plopped

To smoke weed-past tense

I plopped a few bowls before going out.

by Luca the beast May 1, 2015