Plorped 

A word that describes someone who is either cracked at Call of Duty, or just got destroyed in it. Someone who is Plorped is said to be of a god-tier level of intellect and hand-eye coordination/response time.

Bro, I'm Plorped at Warzone!

Dang, this stinks. I just got Plorped and I didn't even land a single shot.

Plorped by Plorped April 6, 2021

plorped 

Getting a rimjob sitting down

I got plorped so hard last night.

plorped by Billbopity July 12, 2017

Plurped 

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

plopped call 

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

plopped call by SADSAD November 13, 2013

plopped 

It is when your dick flings out of your pants and lands inside a women's vagina.

I took out my dick and it plopped into my girlfriend's pussy.

plopped by Keith 69 May 20, 2014

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

plopped 

To smoke weed-past tense

I plopped a few bowls before going out.

plopped by Luca the beast May 1, 2015