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a man who enjoys ejaculating (plurping) in small discrete public areas. preferably done in places that are often checked. a plurper is one who seeks the thrill of being caught.
Jason: dude Matt is such a plurper, its getting dangerous for his health.
John: idk, I think I might try it sometime
Jason: I wouldn't, it took me 4 years to quit.
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Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

Plumpernickle 

A girl that is plump in the center. Very similar to the muffintop, but is not necessarily caused by jeans that are too tight.
That girl is such a plumpernickle. Look at how round her stomach is, even in that sundress.
Plumpernickle by timbobaggins June 17, 2009

Plumper pumper

A man who constantly wants to bang a bbw, those who love women with more to love, one who fantasizes about sexual encounters with big women, or those of us who are lucky enough to be able to fill one up on a regular basis.
I can't stand when my bbw girlfriend goes out of town, all I can think about is banging her, I am a true plumper pumper,
Plumper pumper by fat lover August 19, 2007
a fat yet very alluring female woman. Curvy. Plumper than the average lady,(hence the name) but nonetheless very attractive.
That slightly overweight firl is a plumper... sure i'd fuck her!
plumper by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

plumper pumper

One who likes to bang fat chicks. (Fat not PHat). Also know as a pig hunter, pig farmer, chocolatier.
Rob: Its not that she is just fucking some other guy right now and idont want in the middle, i will find new girls, i just wanne be friendswith her. Besides, theres a fat bitch in raymond i might nail soon.
Dan: Hey big girls need love too, I just never figured you 4 a plumper pumper!!!!
Rob: awwwww damn

plumper pumper by Dano3805 October 25, 2006

Plumper Humper 

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)
Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.
Plumper Humper by -cM July 16, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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