Purped 

Like you’re fronting, like deadass lying to sound cool.

“I just had 7 shots of alcohol”
“Yeah you’re definitely purped, you’re like 12”

Purped by real ass mf bitch, facts. Okur March 2, 2019

purped 

burp and fart at the same time

"Girl I just purped, got gas coming from both ends!!"

purped by 713made901raised September 12, 2018

purped on 

To get purped on is to get yelled at primarily by a parent or someone of higher authority

DMV slang

M:you went home high last night, did u get purped on?
N: No, nobody noticed

purped on by Slimshady420blazeit October 2, 2018

purped out 

A person who is full of sh!t. Someone who exaggerates all the time.

Mike is always talking about how many women he has been with. That dude is purped out.

purped out by phorreel January 17, 2008

Shit Pumped 

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.

We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.

Shit Pumped by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

Plurped 

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

pumped on mic by muph August 4, 2021