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I got plorped so hard last night.
plorped by Billbopity July 12, 2017
Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

plopped call 

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.
plopped call by SADSAD November 13, 2013
It is when your dick flings out of your pants and lands inside a women's vagina.
I took out my dick and it plopped into my girlfriend's pussy.
plopped by Keith 69 May 20, 2014

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
To smoke weed-past tense
I plopped a few bowls before going out.
plopped by Luca the beast May 1, 2015
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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